dysfucktional

lacking the ability to deliver in bed

Victor's wife explained to me that Victor was dysfucktional and asked me to sleep with her.

dysfucktional by Victor,IFuckedYourWife December 31, 2008

Dysfucktional

The state of going one step beyond dysfunctional.

Man, your life has been dysfucktional!

Dysfucktional by uzi416 May 1, 2010

dysfucktional

The inability for a person / organisation to give one or more "fucks" about the right things.

Related terms: fucktional, nonfucktional

"He's so dysfucktional, why on earth would anyone waste a second Donald Trump's bad Twitter grammar!"

dysfucktional by Fender_Oz September 22, 2019

Dysfucktional Relationship 

A Relationship that is Extremely Dysfunctional, damaging and only driven by sex.

Those two's Dysfucktional Relationship has caused problems with all their friends

Dysfucktional Relationship by J.Marinaro October 7, 2015

Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

Dysfunctional family size by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome 

A common mental disorder amoungst females. Usually involving irratic, irrational, and unexplainable behavior. Sometimes misdiagnosed with depression or other mood disorders, these females can function at a highly intellectual level of thinking, but yet fall short when it comes to common sense. They Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, thus they acronym C.U.N.T.

Disorder Criteria:
-Irrational response to men
-Altered perception of morals and a distorted value system
-Sex drive (usually involving many and various men)
-Inability to maintain meaningful relationships with one person in a monogamous way.

Judy and Joe just got back from a vacation in Cancun Mexico:

Judy: You never do anything for me and you always treat me like a child
Joe: I just took you to Mexico for vacation and let you do whatever you wanted
Judy: You just did that to have more control over me!
Joe: Are you fucking serious?

Judy has Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome

Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome by Dr. Pat - PhD in women June 1, 2011

dysfunctional fuckedupness 

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

dysfunctional fuckedupness by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021