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A very sporty tall boy or girl that usually block people out because they like to be alone,but if you do end up friends with them you’ll find out they are very caring and kind.
I feel bad for Dyse they have no friends.
Dyse by gᒪί☾♄@ngᒪ☰ May 28, 2021
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cognitive dysentery 

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.
cognitive dysentery by TNunnster February 6, 2010
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Dysentery 

You shit until you die
The four horsemen have decided your fate with death from dysentery
Dysentery by The4horsemen October 10, 2019

dysexylips

A disease where the person can not completely comprehend words correctly as people without dysexylips.
"A woman with dysexylips can not spell as well as the others. "
dysexylips by kinkycheesesticks January 28, 2017

Dysevidentia

An inability to reliably or effectively value, process, or utilize evidence.

Similar to how Dyslexia is the inability process symbols.
"That career Bigfoot hunter suffers from dysevidentia, the bank will not lend him money for that new fur-dar."
"Once the flat-earther showed a pattern of ignoring evidence, it was clear he had dysevidentia and not just normal cognitive dissonance."
Dysevidentia by MakoEnergy January 14, 2021

dysesthesia 

Dysesthesia results from nerve damage. It happens when damage to the nerves causes their behavior to become unpredictable, which leads to inappropriate or incorrect signaling.

These confused messages go to the brain, which is often unable to interpret them. Consequently, the brain chooses to respond to a sensation or combination of sensations that it knows.

In the case of dysesthesia, impaired nerve firing can cause the brain to stimulate abnormal, uncomfortable sensations, ranging from a mild tingling sensation to sharp, stabbing pain.
The most likely symptoms include:

an itching, burning sensation that may resemble something crawling under or on the skin
a restrictive feeling, especially around the trunk or torso, sometimes called an “MS hug“
an unexplained painful sensation that often radiates to other parts of the body
feelings of tingling or “pins and needles”
the sensation of being on fire
an uncomfortable, hard to describe feeling similar to that of hitting the funny bone
the sensation of electric shocks
sharp, stabbing pains
pain or irritation, even from a light touch or no contact
an aching feeling, similar to that of sore muscles
hair loss, if it affects the scalp
aww mate unlucky you've got dysesthesia
dysesthesia by Coco B April 24, 2021

dysentery 

1. The thing you always died of in The Oregon Trail.

2. An inflammatory disorder of the lower intestinal tract, usually caused by a bacterial, parasitic, or protozoan infection and resulting in pain, fever, and severe diarrhea, often accompanied by the passage of blood and mucus.
Lisa died of dysentery. She can no longer continue the journey.
dysentery by Raym November 17, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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