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cognitive dysentery 

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.
cognitive dysentery by TNunnster February 6, 2010
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Dysentery 

You shit until you die
The four horsemen have decided your fate with death from dysentery
Dysentery by The4horsemen October 10, 2019

dysexylips

A disease where the person can not completely comprehend words correctly as people without dysexylips.
"A woman with dysexylips can not spell as well as the others. "
dysexylips by kinkycheesesticks January 28, 2017

Dysevidentia

An inability to reliably or effectively value, process, or utilize evidence.

Similar to how Dyslexia is the inability process symbols.
"That career Bigfoot hunter suffers from dysevidentia, the bank will not lend him money for that new fur-dar."
"Once the flat-earther showed a pattern of ignoring evidence, it was clear he had dysevidentia and not just normal cognitive dissonance."
Dysevidentia by MakoEnergy January 14, 2021

dysesthesia 

Dysesthesia results from nerve damage. It happens when damage to the nerves causes their behavior to become unpredictable, which leads to inappropriate or incorrect signaling.

These confused messages go to the brain, which is often unable to interpret them. Consequently, the brain chooses to respond to a sensation or combination of sensations that it knows.

In the case of dysesthesia, impaired nerve firing can cause the brain to stimulate abnormal, uncomfortable sensations, ranging from a mild tingling sensation to sharp, stabbing pain.
The most likely symptoms include:

an itching, burning sensation that may resemble something crawling under or on the skin
a restrictive feeling, especially around the trunk or torso, sometimes called an “MS hug“
an unexplained painful sensation that often radiates to other parts of the body
feelings of tingling or “pins and needles”
the sensation of being on fire
an uncomfortable, hard to describe feeling similar to that of hitting the funny bone
the sensation of electric shocks
sharp, stabbing pains
pain or irritation, even from a light touch or no contact
an aching feeling, similar to that of sore muscles
hair loss, if it affects the scalp
aww mate unlucky you've got dysesthesia
dysesthesia by Coco B April 24, 2021

dysentery 

1. The thing you always died of in The Oregon Trail.

2. An inflammatory disorder of the lower intestinal tract, usually caused by a bacterial, parasitic, or protozoan infection and resulting in pain, fever, and severe diarrhea, often accompanied by the passage of blood and mucus.
Lisa died of dysentery. She can no longer continue the journey.
dysentery by Raym November 17, 2005