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A disease that was created from a large group of dyslexic by-sexual asians in early 1600s. It’s is a mixture of the disease “Dyslexia” and the curse “By-Sexuallity”.
“Wow this guy is gonna be a virgin forever; after all he is Dysexual”.
Or
“Ha he cant read, be straight, or be gay, because he has Dysexia”.
Dysexia by PullUpWitTrust August 19, 2018
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dysmexia 

The tendency for Latin American pedestrians to wait for the crosswalk to go green, then proceed to cross the wrong street against the other crosswalk.
I just saw Paco down on Mission Street and almost ran over his ass because he has dysmexia really bad.
dysmexia by Dentura Hogfloss October 10, 2008

Tubbo's Dyslexia 

Tubbo does have dyslexia. He has talked about it in many streams. If you see hate comments in his YouTube or streams that is one of the reasons why. He has had breakdowns from this so if you like to put down hate comments do not. It affects him a lot so keep it to yourselves. He does sometimes misspell words mostly in his twitch streams and if that makes you annoyed then leave.
"That was a Tubbo's Dyslexia Moment". - Tommyinnit
Tubbo's Dyslexia by Ariel Kat October 30, 2020

Keyboard Dyslexia 

It's like regular dyslexia except when you type.
Me: I dsilike that.

I have a severe case of Keyboard Dyslexia.
Keyboard Dyslexia by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

typing dyslexia 

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).
Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.
typing dyslexia by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008

DyslexiAM 

The act of setting a clock incorrectly by 12 hours (e.g setting the alarm for 7:00PM instead of 7:00AM)
Jean needed to get up at 6:00AM but accidentally set her alarm for 6:00PM and was late for work again. She tried to explain to her boss that she suffered from DyslexiAM, but she was fired anyways
DyslexiAM by PoorDavid November 19, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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