Dyrexia

Having poor or no sense of direction. Like dyslexia but for navigation.

Sanjay is hopeless without his GPS, he has terrible dyrexia.

by cdubsf November 17, 2009

Dysexia

When you misread a normal word as a perverted one.

My dysexia must be flaring up because I misread uvula as vulva

by Tychopotts March 29, 2023

Dysrexia

1. The Psychosomatic condition that renders one unable to consume processed food after attempting to read the incomprehensible and unpronounceable label of ingredients.

2. If I can't say it, i'm definately not gonna put it in my mouth.

We were hoping Charlene's weight loss was something simple like a tapeworm but were horrified to hear that she has been diagnosed with Dysrexia.

by mycakes July 14, 2012

Dysexia

A disease that was created from a large group of dyslexic by-sexual asians in early 1600s. It’s is a mixture of the disease “Dyslexia” and the curse “By-Sexuallity”.

“Wow this guy is gonna be a virgin forever; after all he is Dysexual”.
Or
“Ha he cant read, be straight, or be gay, because he has Dysexia”.

by PullUpWitTrust August 19, 2018

Direxia

a general term for having a confused sense of direction, forgetting where you parked your car at the mall, not knowing where north is, and easily getting lost or turned around, unsure which direction to head.

Her direxia is to blame for having driven to Maine instead of Vermont where she intended to go.

by SheulogyStories June 4, 2019

Dylexia

that one ghetto black name that no one hears

(Like Dyslexic but Dylexia)

"Why name her Watermelondra when you can name her Dylexia"

What you would name your dyslexic black child

by dylexia April 26, 2020

Dylexia

Dylexia is an odd name no one uses... she is beautiful and funny and smart

"Where is Dylexia?"...ion know

by Ooommm September 24, 2020