Definitions by Tychopotts

voluntold 

The act of volunteering someone for a task without providing them with the ability to refuse. Often times, the person that is being voluntold was not even in the room when the other person signed them up.

My manager voluntold me to present at this week's department meeting.

voluntold by Tychopotts February 12, 2024

Dysexia 

When you misread a normal word as a perverted one.

My dysexia must be flaring up because I misread uvula as vulva

Dysexia by Tychopotts March 29, 2023