Direxia 

a general term for having a confused sense of direction, forgetting where you parked your car at the mall, not knowing where north is, and easily getting lost or turned around, unsure which direction to head.

Her direxia is to blame for having driven to Maine instead of Vermont where she intended to go.

Direxia by SheulogyStories June 4, 2019

Dyrexia 

Having poor or no sense of direction. Like dyslexia but for navigation.

Sanjay is hopeless without his GPS, he has terrible dyrexia.

Dyrexia by cdubsf November 17, 2009

Dilexia 

(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.

To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.

"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."

"thats because he has Dilexia"

"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"

Dilexia by Michelle Klingler October 15, 2007

Disexia 

Disexia is a mental disorder that makes idiotic teenagers, children, adults, and tweens defend their piss-poor logic with even worse arguments, and makes them think that they are truly the center of our universe. this is also the flaw that turns them into something we call Karens. It also makes them absolutely sure that they are the smartest, prettiest, most important and funniest beings alive, but also need to beg for constant reassurance and compliments.

They do this by:

-Begging for attention
-wearing incredibly skimpy clothes just for the attention
-demanding refunds for things they have not bought yet to managers
-saying self-deprecating things on social media / to their friend group
-asking if they look pretty in whatever they're wearing.

When people with this disorder are caught being a Karen, they defend themselves by making up excuses like "I'm misunderstood", "I have x disorder" (which has usually nothing to do with the current topic at hand), or "you're just jealous." If you discover that one of your friends has Disexia, I very much encourage you to disassociate, because this disease is mildly contagious. Soon, you will be asking for the managers.

"Pretty much any Karen has had Disexia at some point in his or her life."

Disexia by IronyInABottle May 23, 2020