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South African zef term for someone or something that is lame, stupid, retarded, or just generally sucky to the max. Can be used as both a noun and an adjective.
You fokken dwankie.

The world has gone totally dwankie.

That was dwankie, this was dwankie, he's dwankie/ a dwankie, etc...
Dwankie by tokoloshe April 10, 2012
Related Words
Dwank Dwallowing dwark daalk dalk dalko dalkr dralk dralking dwak
Stop being "dwanky" man.
Dwanky by StarKiller . August 21, 2012
A person who plays dragon games and sucks dragon dick.
Look at CJ over there, what a dwanker, playing his dumb dragon game all day!
Dwanker by Lvl2Wizard May 26, 2016

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy
E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...
The douchebag rendition of the crip walk.
oh look! he's attempting to c-walk, MORE LIKE D-WALK BOB
D-Walk by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Dalkeith Tractor 

An expensive Four Wheel Drive that is too expenisive to go off road. But makes a good status symbol when droping the kids off at school.
Look at her, dropping kids off in the Dalkeith Tractor
Dalkeith Tractor by Dave C April 16, 2005