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I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy
E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

I'd rather walk 

If someone offer's you a lift in their car, and it has less then 16 valve's, generally, you would be better off walking.
8 Valves? I'd rather walk ..
I'd rather walk by Liam7210 August 26, 2008

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run 

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

Walking D 

if you're a walking D stfu
you're a walking d. Meaning of an asshole
Walking D by badbloopers March 19, 2022
A Soundcloud rapper with multiple bitches lining up.
Dwalk is the diorbaby.
Dwalk by Babybabybaby06 November 19, 2019

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026