dalkeith

Dalkeith is the capital of county Midlothian in scotland. The home of Labour and also the highest crime rate in Edinburgh and the lothians. Don’t live there.

Me: “Oh we’re moving to Dalkeith.”

Friend: “oh lovely!” *interal thought* “I’d rather poke myself with a ruler.”

dalkeith by bettydrivel5991 May 19, 2018

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Dalkeith Tractor

An expensive Four Wheel Drive that is too expenisive to go off road. But makes a good status symbol when droping the kids off at school.

Look at her, dropping kids off in the Dalkeith Tractor

Dalkeith Tractor by Dave C April 16, 2005

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dalkeith • Dalkeith Tractor • darkeithan

darkeithan

Darkeithan is a fine and handsome man, he is very smart and will open your mind to things you could not imagine he is loving caring and clingy. You would love having a Darkeithan in your life infact if you do you are lucky, because he do not let just anyone in they circle.

“Girl guesss who I just met?”

“WHO?”
“DARKEITHAN!!!!”

darkeithan by Itsmomotv June 10, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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