Duuel
Duuels are very loud people, and never know when to shut up. duuels have nice features tho. but some duuels have a bad future coming towards them!
OH no its - DUUEL -
Duuel by B.F.G - BIG FRENDLY GIRRAF November 21, 2021
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M&M Duels
Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
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Dueling Harmonica
Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.
Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.
Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.
Dueling Harmonica by The College Board April 14, 2008
Duelling Turds
The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.
Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
Duelling Turds by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
Auto Duels
Auto duels is a game on ROBLOX which is played by a load of 'toxic' players mostly looking for attention and are desperate for clout since they don't get enough at home or in school.
Person 1: 1v1 me in Auto Duels.
Girl 1: You're too irrelevant for me to duel.
Person 1: ?? wtf?
Person 1: How about you 1v1 me?
Girl 2: Get away from me you're unknown.
Person 1: …. ok trash bag.
Girl 1: You're too irrelevant for me to duel.
Person 1: ?? wtf?
Person 1: How about you 1v1 me?
Girl 2: Get away from me you're unknown.
Person 1: …. ok trash bag.
Auto Duels by Person0000000 June 11, 2021
dukel
Duel of the fates
1. a song made by john williams first used for the star wars phantom menace soundtrack
2. the fight between obi-wan kenobi, qui-gon jinn, and darth maul in star wars episode 1 the phantom menace
3. the fight between obi-wan kenobi and anakin skywalker in star wars episode 3 revenge of the sith
2. the fight between obi-wan kenobi, qui-gon jinn, and darth maul in star wars episode 1 the phantom menace
3. the fight between obi-wan kenobi and anakin skywalker in star wars episode 3 revenge of the sith
1. hey dude what are you listening to? duel of the fates.
2. and darth maul started the duel of the fates
3. the tragic duel of the fates between obi-wan and anakin
2. and darth maul started the duel of the fates
3. the tragic duel of the fates between obi-wan and anakin
Duel of the fates by yo yo to the ho ho June 8, 2009
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