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Dustam by hsvshds July 12, 2022
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dustman's whistle

To block one nostril with the fingers and blow out through the other with enough force to clear mucus.
I didn't have any tissues and needed to clear my blocked up nose, so just did a couple of dustman's whistles outside.
dustman's whistle by CornhoIio January 16, 2014
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dustmonkey 

1.someone who has had it, needs to stick a fork in it, has hit rock bottom, needs to go home and get some sleep, put the pipe down and find a hole and crawl in it.
2.someone who is not in their right mind and acts like it. acts with no regard, especially in public.
3.a person that looks like sh*t because of their own lack of self respect
4.also the name of an underground clothing label from los angeles
"look at her, she is coming down all over the place,her hair looks like shit,smells like yesterday, head all swollen, somebody take that DUSTMONKEY home and don't give her anymore shit!"
dustmonkey by spacebiscuit213 November 1, 2007
{Martha}: Linda, please be certain to take that old busted chair to the curb tonight so that the dustman will throw it into the back of his dustcart in the morning.
dustman by Telephony May 22, 2014

dustmunch 

The act of performing oral sex on a pensioner.
"I went around to the rest home today, had myself a great dustmunch."
dustmunch by Jinnenay September 17, 2010

Dustmobile 

A dusty ass car driven by an absolute thot.
I ain’t getting in Max’s dustmobile shit is mad dusty
Dustmobile by CoochFilla May 1, 2021

Tar-o-dusta-teen

The substance found within a customers computer that is created from constant dust and nicotine intake.
The tar-o-dusta-teen in that was caked in your pc caused it to fry. You need a new one.

Billy, if you continue using your computer as an air purifier next to your ashtray, you will kill it with tar-o-dusta-teen
Tar-o-dusta-teen by CR Wade December 17, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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