Distamption 

Screwing up everything you come into contact with. Unable to do anything correctly. Useless.

Fess' attempt to get Ginger was an act of total distamption.

Distamption by Super Dave Man August 23, 2009

distreption 

A distraction within a distraction within a distraction. Distraction + inception = distreption.

I'm on my fourth level of distreption right now.

distreption by grapplegabbler November 16, 2016

Distraption 

A distraption happens during the experience of checking your phone/computer for something specific, but falling into the trap of responding to a message or alert (or other distraption) that you find when you go to do your original task, which then gets you lost in a series of follow-on distraptions until you have forgotten what it was you originally wanted to do in the first place.

I wanted to write you that email, but I must have got caught in a distraption, and then before I knew it three-hours had gone by before I remembered, half-way through a making of the Dark Crystal series, that I was supposed to do something important..

Distraption by Xplody October 11, 2019