Dustan

One of the funniest people you will ever meet. But is always average, a Dustan usually doesn't stand out except for possibly being slightly overweight. A Dustan is extremely flirtatious and is a genleman but he also have a goofy side too. He is always up to something whether it be a practical joke or rebuilding and fixing cars. He also likes to listen to, make and rock out to music. He typically plays the drums and a little guitar too; he sometimes pretends he's Johnny Cash. Overall a Dustan is a sweet and caring guy.

guy1: haha that Dustan he is the best at pulling pranks!

guy2: Yeah he sure knows how to trick'em

Girl: Oh my gosh that Dustan is so nice and he always makes me laugh!

by It's Not The End August 14, 2009

Dustan

A brave warrior who fought in the older days of 100 b.c Was later tried for treason of war and was sentenced to death.

Dustan stop eating the sofa

by ped0f1le December 13, 2017

Dirty Dustan

When you cum in a guys belly button and eat it out.

I just got a dirty Dustan last night

by Meprolly February 25, 2026

Selective Social Distancing

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

by rtalati April 14, 2020

Distance Snob

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.

"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."

by babysue.com October 17, 2011

Dustin Echoes

The only person badass enough to survive the destruction of Installation 04 without escaping. Not much is known about him, other than the fact that he is SO badass it doesn't even surprise Cortana or The Chief that he is still alive. He was mentioned at the end of the First Person Shooter video game "Halo", developed by Bungie Studios.

Also, the act of doing something incredibly kick ass or ballsy, similar to Leeroy Jenkins or Chuck Norris.

1. Master Chief - Did anyone else make it?
Cortana - Scanning... Just Dustin Echoes.

2. Dude, did you see when James went all Dustin Echoes on that guy? That was sweet.

by Edward Richtofen June 7, 2013

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020