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Dristan
An extremely sexy person, can pull any girl within a week (once you've been with him you'll never wanna leave him) , is a pleasure to be around and loves being with friends, strong asf and has everyone's dream physique. Has a massive voluptuous shlong. People like him are hard to find.
Dristan by Terrost from the east March 9, 2023
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Dristan • Dristanta • dristant • dristanto • distance • drista • Distance Learning • Distant • distanttrousle • Distant Cousin
Dristan
Dristan is the sexiest person you'll ever meet, he's kinda player but the chicks dig him. He's one in a million to most people and enjoys being with his friends most of the time. Dristans are strong asf and everyone dreams of their physiques. They also have voluptuous dicks ranging from 9-21 inches.
Dristan by Terrost from the east March 9, 2023
Selective Social Distancing
Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents
Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020
Distance Snob
A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.
"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"
"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"
"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"
"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
Distance Snob by babysue.com October 17, 2011
Drista
DreamWasTaken’s younger sister, introduced to us on Tommyinnit’s stream on October 10 2020. Literally a whole mood and also killed Tommyinnit three times on the Dream Smp.
Scrotal distancing
Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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