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An extremely sexy person, can pull any girl within a week (once you've been with him you'll never wanna leave him) , is a pleasure to be around and loves being with friends, strong asf and has everyone's dream physique. Has a massive voluptuous shlong. People like him are hard to find.
Dristan has a horse cock, he stole my girl from me and my mom from my dad
Dristan is the sexiest person you'll ever meet, he's kinda player but the chicks dig him. He's one in a million to most people and enjoys being with his friends most of the time. Dristans are strong asf and everyone dreams of their physiques. They also have voluptuous dicks ranging from 9-21 inches.
Dristan is so hot, my girlfriend left me for him and my mom left my dad for him.

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Distance Snob 

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.
"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
Distance Snob by babysue.com October 17, 2011
DreamWasTaken’s younger sister, introduced to us on Tommyinnit’s stream on October 10 2020. Literally a whole mood and also killed Tommyinnit three times on the Dream Smp.
I forgot Drista had a brother, what’s him name? Clark?”
Drista by CaiteCat October 10, 2020

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.
I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.