Dumfuckistan

A nation of which all stupidity originates.

She's not intelligent; she must have moved here from Dumfuckistan.

by Casey Turner May 1, 2008

dimfuckistan

A very cold and dark federal prison, especially designed for the dim 1/6 terrorists who attempted -- and failed -- a coup on the United States of America, all in the name of their orange neon god.

"Traitors! All aboard the prison bus to Dimfuckistan for your cot and three hots -- food loaf every day, every meal! Wowza, Wowza!"

by Bugszy January 8, 2021

Bumfuckistan

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

Dumbfuckistan

The lay term for America since the "re-election" of George W. Bush to the Presidency

We all gotta leave Dumbfuckistan and the last one out turn out the lights!

by Cristi November 28, 2004

Dumbfuckistan

Otherwise known as Shitsforbrainsylvania, is an area of the U.S.A. which showed it's vast intelligence in the 2004 election. Hence the name.

After the 2004 election it was clear which area of the U.S.A., (cough, Dumbfuckistan, cough) will be destroyed of stupidity.

by Whogivesashit?? August 12, 2007

Dumbfuckistan

A extreme word for "Jesusland." Depicts the map of the 2004 U.S. presidential election showing red states for that George W. Bush (where it is labeled "Dumbfuckistan") and states that voted for John Kerry. Appeared in a Saturday Night Live TV Funhouse small cartoon "Blue Christmas."

Rudoolph: What do you mean "Red States"? They all look the same to me.
Santa: Not on my map! Here's America *points to blue states*, *points to red states* and here's Dumbfuckistan!

by Dark Paladin X June 21, 2008

dumbfuckistan

The southern region of the United States, mainly portraying the south to south east, containing many Donald Trump and 2nd amendment supporters.

"Wow" said @t.o.p.k.e.k as he saw a KKK gathering kill a helpless negro man. "Well you know what they say...what happens in dumbfuckistan, stays in dumbfuckistan" said the great meme jesus.

by kobemaster123abc May 27, 2016