A very cold and dark federal prison, especially designed for the dim 1/6 terrorists who attempted -- and failed -- a coup on the United States of America, all in the name of their orange neon god.
"Traitors! All aboard the prison bus to Dimfuckistan for your cot and three hots -- food loaf every day, every meal! Wowza, Wowza!"
n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.
A extreme word for "Jesusland." Depicts the map of the 2004 U.S. presidential election showing red states for that George W. Bush (where it is labeled "Dumbfuckistan") and states that voted for John Kerry. Appeared in a Saturday Night Live TV Funhouse small cartoon "Blue Christmas."
Rudoolph: What do you mean "Red States"? They all look the same to me.
Santa: Not on my map! Here's America *points to blue states*, *points to red states* and here's Dumbfuckistan!
The southern region of the United States, mainly portraying the south to south east, containing many Donald Trump and 2nd amendment supporters.
"Wow" said @t.o.p.k.e.k as he saw a KKK gathering kill a helpless negro man. "Well you know what they say...what happens in dumbfuckistan, stays in dumbfuckistan" said the great meme jesus.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.