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Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well
Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations
Professional Dumbass by Garlic S August 25, 2020

dumbass dad 

When ur dad is a asshole who is emptyheaded and has now real brains but acts like he knows about anything
I have a dumbass dad i think just knowing him makes me stupid
dumbass dad by .Pyro. March 1, 2018

dumbass people 

People whom do not have any common sense what so ever and continuously do stupid things over and over and over again never learning from their mistakes.
dumbass people by sfol November 2, 2013

dumbashcrew 

Dumbashcrew is a crew of people that are really high. They smoke a lot of weed, and rumor has it that they are originally from denmark.

They appear anonymously on instagram under the username "dumbashcrew", but no one has ever seen their actual faces.

Directly translated from Danish, "dumbashcrew" means insanely-high-crew.
A regular every-day Dumbashcrew dialogue:

"gollum, come closer" griffin said. "pass the joint already, bitch" gollum replied. lil zod (danish slang for cigarette) observed the conversation and said "lol, im bash.". that's when the swiftest pothead of northern zealand slipped and fell into a puddle and shouted "FUCK" suddenly lil scratchy arn ended the conversation by saying nothing whatsoever and falling asleep.
dumbashcrew by RumbleRanger January 26, 2015

Dumbassfuck 

n. Someone, who by looking at them, it cannot be deciphered if that person is a dumbass or dumbfuck, so he or she is probably both of them.
Look at Jeremiah over there. He's walking around with his pants falling down and dancing like a fool. What a dumbassfuck!
Dumbassfuck by Fartface Jones November 30, 2011