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duckmeat

A person that sits in front of the computer all day getting drunk on cheap vodka and avoiding work. Is also the target for all whorings that occur in chat rooms.
That duckmeat in Mississippi decided that it was more important to sit in AOL Football Chat for 20 hours while sucking down Popov vodka and getting whored by everyone in the chat instead of going to a job interview at the sewage plant.
by Steve in Tampa August 15, 2006
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Duckmeat

(adj.)-An adjective used to describe something as good or awesome.

(adj.)-A synonym to "epic" when classifying poetry.
Beowulf is a duckmeat poem.
by Duckmeat2010 January 1, 2011
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Dickmeat

1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.
The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dick meat in it?
by Primeau January 4, 2009
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Dickmeat

Dickmeat
1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.
The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dickmeat in it?
by Promospaien November 29, 2007
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Duck Meat

The juiciest cut of man-meat
Want some duck meat? Then duck down and try some.
by Deez Nutz March 14, 2003
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Duck Meat

A person with a small penis. It is derived from when you order duck breast at a restaurant and when you receive it it is much smaller and not as enjoyable as you previously imagined.
After Sherrie slept with rob she told Christa that the night was going well until she got the duck meat.
by Afancygenetisist December 8, 2010
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dickmeat

Common Kentucky slang for penis.
Suck my dickmeat!

She heard I was a "rider" so she sucked my dickmeat!

Dickmeat turnover!

S.S. Dickmeat
by Angel T. September 7, 2005
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