duckmeat 

A person that sits in front of the computer all day getting drunk on cheap vodka and avoiding work. Is also the target for all whorings that occur in chat rooms.

That duckmeat in Mississippi decided that it was more important to sit in AOL Football Chat for 20 hours while sucking down Popov vodka and getting whored by everyone in the chat instead of going to a job interview at the sewage plant.

duckmeat by Steve in Tampa August 15, 2006

Duckmeat 

(adj.)-An adjective used to describe something as good or awesome.

(adj.)-A synonym to "epic" when classifying poetry.

Beowulf is a duckmeat poem.

Duckmeat by Duckmeat2010 January 1, 2011

Dickmeat 

1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.

The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dick meat in it?

Dickmeat by Primeau January 4, 2009

Dickmeat 

Dickmeat
1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.

The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dickmeat in it?

Dickmeat by Promospaien November 29, 2007

Duck Meat 

The juiciest cut of man-meat

Want some duck meat? Then duck down and try some.

Duck Meat by Deez Nutz March 14, 2003

Duck Meat 

A person with a small penis. It is derived from when you order duck breast at a restaurant and when you receive it it is much smaller and not as enjoyable as you previously imagined.

After Sherrie slept with rob she told Christa that the night was going well until she got the duck meat.

Duck Meat by Afancygenetisist December 8, 2010

dickmeat 

Common Kentucky slang for penis.

Suck my dickmeat!

She heard I was a "rider" so she sucked my dickmeat!

Dickmeat turnover!

S.S. Dickmeat

dickmeat by Angel T. September 7, 2005