DuckShave

The unintended duckface made by men when shaving the beard under chin as they stretch out the skin for a closer shave.

"Dude that internet pic of the Mona Lisa with the duck face is exactly how I look sometimes when I'm shaving by beard... Its kinda like a duckshave...kinda creepy"

"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"

by Richard A. L. July 6, 2014

dickslave

Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.

Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!

by Hemispherical August 31, 2008

Dickshake

In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.

Singh: Oh my, you have a firm Dickshake!
Youcef: Thanks.

by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009

Dickshake

cum

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns

by gbd199 October 29, 2020

Chocolate Dickshake

After oral sex, chocolate syrup is squirted into the mouth and swallowed with the semen.

"I usually hate giving oral sex, but it is more delicious when I make it a Chocolate Dickshake"

by JadedCowgirl79 January 28, 2009

Duckbeaver

A fuckin' platypus. Those bitches are poisonous!

Don't be all cho like a fuckin' duckbeaver.

by loppy chicken sandwizzle December 17, 2008

dickshare

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.

He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.

by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015