When you grab a duck by its wings and shove your penis in its hole. Other wise known as Human-Duck crossbreeding
by Mr. Ducklover January 23, 2008
Get the Duckshag mug.1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?
Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?
Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.
Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.
Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.
Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*
*Jem misses a shot*
"DickShag-United"
Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?
Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.
Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.
Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.
Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*
*Jem misses a shot*
"DickShag-United"
by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017
Get the DickShag mug.The unintended duckface made by men when shaving the beard under chin as they stretch out the skin for a closer shave.
"Dude that internet pic of the Mona Lisa with the duck face is exactly how I look sometimes when I'm shaving by beard... Its kinda like a duckshave...kinda creepy"
"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"
"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"
by Richard A. L. July 6, 2014
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