Duckshag
When you grab a duck by its wings and shove your penis in its hole. Other wise known as Human-Duck crossbreeding
Duckshag by Mr. Ducklover January 23, 2008
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DickShag
1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?
Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?
Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.
Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.
Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.
Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*
*Jem misses a shot*
"DickShag-United"
Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?
Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.
Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.
Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.
Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*
*Jem misses a shot*
"DickShag-United"
DickShag by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017
DuckShave
The unintended duckface made by men when shaving the beard under chin as they stretch out the skin for a closer shave.
"Dude that internet pic of the Mona Lisa with the duck face is exactly how I look sometimes when I'm shaving by beard... Its kinda like a duckshave...kinda creepy"
"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"
"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"
DuckShave by Richard A. L. July 6, 2014
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026