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Dickshake 

In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.
Singh: Oh my, you have a firm Dickshake!
Youcef: Thanks.
Dickshake by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009
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Dickshake 

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns
Dickshake by gbd199 October 29, 2020

dickshake 

dickshake - the act of a female repeatedly shaking ones dick until a cum extravaganza occurs, resulting in a delicous, nutritious snack for the female. A dickshake can be drank from a cup, mug, or straight into ones mouth. If a dickshake is chunky, one may need to get tested for scrumpious diseases.
This dickshake is not only fufilling but appears to come with chunks of chocolate!
dickshake by Stephenz A August 24, 2008

Dickshake 

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.
Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.
Dickshake by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010

Dickshake 

To shake dicks instead of hands.
"Almost every hand that you ever shook has had a dick in it. Try a dickshake. Shake dicks instead of hands!"

Dickshake 

Dammit gus you spilt your dickshake all over my buns
Dickshake by Shrek Shack July 9, 2024

Chocolate Dickshake 

After oral sex, chocolate syrup is squirted into the mouth and swallowed with the semen.
"I usually hate giving oral sex, but it is more delicious when I make it a Chocolate Dickshake"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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