1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
"Dude that internet pic of the Mona Lisa with the duck face is exactly how I look sometimes when I'm shaving by beard... Its kinda like a duckshave...kinda creepy"
"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"
Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!
In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.