Druvin 

Drunk driving..

That nigga was druvin lastnight..

I can't go to the store cuz I don't want to be druvin.

Druvin by JackMeHuff December 29, 2009

draking and driving 

The act of driving while simultaneously listening to Drake. This act typically results in ending up at your ex's house while crying. Much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren't controllable resulting in regret later on. Most common songs which cause Draking and driving are: Say Something, Doing It Wrong, Marvin's Room, & Best I Ever Had although there are numerous others. Don't confuse with R. Kelly cruising which is the act of listening to R. Kelly resulting in an unexpected sexual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.

Bob tuned into some Drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex's house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge whore! Unfortunately this was a bad case of Draking and Driving!

draking and driving by ChizzyB October 21, 2013

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. 

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020

vip driving 

Using the sidewalk or opposite lane to navigate your vehicle through slow traffic. This involves blatant disregard for street laws and pedestrians, which often results in incrimination, vehicle damage, or death. Your insurance company would abandon you like a red-headed stepchild.

Enraged by the slow traffic, Mark decided to use a technique called VIP driving by veering onto the sidewalk and slamming on the accelerator.

vip driving by Dead-Recker August 22, 2006

drowsy driving 

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.

Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."

drowsy driving by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

I'm driving 

The thing constantly said by a teenager once they get their learner permit for a drivers license. Usually repeated numerous times in any given day and mostly when the parents announce having to go someplace for something.

Mom to dad," I have to go pick up Jr., need anything ?"
Teenage daughter grabs keys and says," I'm driving."

I'm driving by jpg3 September 28, 2010

driving the porcelain bus 

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.

Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

driving the porcelain bus by Ozymoron October 2, 2009