Ozymoron's definitions

Dislogic

A statement which makes no sense on a literal level, but contains an accidental element of reasonability; dislodged logic.

(From real life)

Two bulimics are discussing their next binge.

B1: I can't be bothered cooking.

B2: Neither can I. Let's rent a pizza.

B1: Lol! That has a certain dislogic to it.

by Ozymoron January 11, 2010

pushing shit uphill

In Australian idiom, engaged in a hopeless task.

A: D'you reckon Davo's gonna crack it with that chick?
B: Nah mate. He's pushing shit uphill.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

chutney puncher

One who takes the "active" role in anal intercourse.

See also: date packer, rally driver

No point trying to seduce him, girlfriend! He's a chutney puncher.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

date packer

One who takes the "active" role during anal intercourse.

A: Is that guy gay?
B: Oh yeah! Total date packer.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

dumbocracy

Government of the dumb, for the dumb, by the dumb.

Person: How the hell did George W Bush get elected US President twice?

Person 2: Well, that's what you sometimes get in a dumbocracy.

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

knicker-liquor

The sweet-salt secretions that accumulate in the crotch of a woman's underwear when she is aroused.

A: Was she hot?

B: Hot? She was steaming! Her crotch was soaked in knicker-liquor!

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

driving the porcelain bus

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.

Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009