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Drunklish 

The combination of being drunk and attempting to speak English. Usually best personified by the drunkest person at a party trying to play a board game.
He only spoke drunklish after a dozen beers and sounded like his mouth was full of marbles.
Drunklish by DeadSeaTrolls January 26, 2014
Words you can keep

drunkuisine 

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.
Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.
drunkuisine by Badwig September 28, 2009

drunkwich 

A sandwich packed with anything and everything that you absolutely need because you are drunk. After you get it, you usually pass out after a couple bites and throw it away the next afternoon when you wake up.
The line at WaWa is too long! I need my drunkwich now!!!!

Drunk Person 1: What do you want on your drunkwich?
Drunk Person 2: Everything.
drunkwich by jerseyboy6 December 19, 2010

drunkism 

a drunk hobo who is trying to take over the country of mexicana.
"darn those hobos and their drunkism"
drunkism by yer mom is hawt February 23, 2008

Drunkles 

an adjective used to describe a state or person with a high level of intoxication.
Ay! Drunkles McGee over here can't stand up!
Drunkles by Ispellgood September 10, 2010

drunkhighandclassy 

Comedian Hasani made up the word and used it to describe his style of comedy
myspace.com/drunkhighandclassy "my style of comedy is drunkhighandclassy"

Drunklihood 

A term to indicate the level / state of inebriation for an individual.
That dirty foreigner is 12 on a scale of 1-5 for drunklihood.
Drunklihood by The Bodd October 16, 2008
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