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Random people on the street who constantly ask you for money. when you do give them money they spend it on drugs and alcohol. This is when you pascal them and kill them
Joe:Hey Bob did you see those hobos on the street the other day?

Bob: Yeah I did someone mustve pascal'd them. Then MURDERED THEM!!!
Joe:Probably because they took the epic beard man's money and were going to use it on alcohol.
Hobos by bobo the monkey guy December 11, 2012
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An extremely deadly disease often referred to as the "CodPooitis-Virus"
I think that boy has Hobos!
He totally has CodPooitis-Virus.
Hobos by hobocod October 27, 2020

hobos, tramps, & bums

Amongst the homeless, there's a hierarchy~hobos will work, tramps only if they feel like it, & bums, not at all, ever.
I've met lots of hobos, tramps, & bums & was very surprised that they classify themselves differently!

Hobos dick 

A thing or idea of worthless value, something worthless, regarded with distain, generally used in an insulting manner.
No one give a hobos dick about what you think about our company and its return policy!
Hobos dick by Norb Young March 29, 2009

Hobos Green Johnson 

Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.
After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.

Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!

Hobos Green Johnson 

A jello dessert (usually made with green jello) that has fruit, marshmellows, or any other various treats in it. "Hobos" is used in the title because of the various foods hobos obtain from the public. This dessert is very popular in and derived from Yolo County of Northern California.
Dude, I was chillin at Evie's last night and everyone had hobos green johnson.

Aluminum Hobos 

Homeless persons who show up after big outdoor football or concert events to collect empty aluminum beer cans for money.
"Man, I bet the Aluminum Hobos are gonna think it's payday after the George Thorogood concert tonight."
Aluminum Hobos by SRM0012 December 29, 2009
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