While intoxicated, using the Periscope application to broadcast your altered state to the entire world. Similar to DrunkenFaceTiming, drunk dialing, or drunk sexting, but often worse due to the fact that anyone with a cell phone can watch and mock you.
Are you drunk nurse? This is a very complex operation.
Define drunk. I admit that I may be a bit dunkis. I mean drunkish. But nobody is perfect. Am I right? (attempts to clumsily high five surgeon and knocks tray of instruments onto floor)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"