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drunkwich 

A sandwich packed with anything and everything that you absolutely need because you are drunk. After you get it, you usually pass out after a couple bites and throw it away the next afternoon when you wake up.
The line at WaWa is too long! I need my drunkwich now!!!!

Drunk Person 1: What do you want on your drunkwich?
Drunk Person 2: Everything.
drunkwich by jerseyboy6 December 19, 2010
Words you can keep

drunkicidal 

A term most commonly used in the psychiatric setting to deescribe a person who makes suicidal threats or statements while intoxicated. These people rarely endorse suicidal ideations or actions while sober, and generally only become suicidal when drunk.
"Hey, are we going to discharge Mike today?"

"Sure, he'll be going home at three."

"Didn't he threaten to kill himself?"

"Yeah, but he was just drunkicidal. He's fine now."
drunkicidal by WMaximus March 27, 2013

Drunkwit 

(n) one who is so drunk as to have lost most of their I.Q., if they had any to begin with. Drunkwits become not only stupider than a box full of sand, but also very annoying, generally ruining the fun times of those around them.

origin: fuckwit + drunk = drunkwit
"I would have had an awesome time at the Festival if it weren't for all the drunkwits."
Drunkwit by Kiesten McCauley January 11, 2009

drunkchies 

Like the "munchies" except when you are drunk, the black hole of hunger.
Damn you have the drunkchies, you would eat anything.

The drunkchies are intense!
drunkchies by smokeablunt July 15, 2009

drunkhighandclassy 

Comedian Hasani made up the word and used it to describe his style of comedy
myspace.com/drunkhighandclassy "my style of comedy is drunkhighandclassy"

Drunklihood 

A term to indicate the level / state of inebriation for an individual.
That dirty foreigner is 12 on a scale of 1-5 for drunklihood.
Drunklihood by The Bodd October 16, 2008

Drunkicidal 

Drunkicidal refers to a person intoxicated on alcohol that has become suicidal or is having suicidal Ideations.
Doctor: " That patient in room 8 is hammered. Came in because he wanted to kill himself; I think he is really just drunkicidal.
Drunkicidal by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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