Skip to main content
An inverted Ffnord. The ffnord is used vertically with the bowl screwed onto the bottle's thread. The dronff is used horizontally with the toker sucking air (and smoke) from the top of the bottle, and the bowl is (normally crudely) inserted into the burned hole near the end of the bottle.
"Nah don't make a ffnord lid, have a dronff they're way easier to light".
Dronff by nowsderlid March 26, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

droffass 

Etymology:

Droffass (draw-fuss) is an abbreviation originating from the phrases "drunk off your/my/his/her ass". To be broadly applicable the adjective in the phrase has been removed. Rarely is it written as "dr.offass", but has an increased tendency to be written as such in the wigger population.

definition:

The word generally describes someone so extremely drunk that they can not see straight, stand, speak (say no) or remember what happened the next day. Similar in meaning to wasted, shit faced, and trashed.
1.) "Man, I was so droffass last night I woke up in bed with the bathroom rugs as blankets"

2.) "we gettin' droffass"

3.) "Dude she is soo droffass you might actually have a chance!!!"

4. ) the idiot trying to dance on tables/peel their clothes off after a few drinks is droffass.
droffass by kookat76 January 27, 2011

dronification 

Dronification is the process of turning a human into an obedient, mindless drone. A drone, in this case, is a humanoid automaton. Their original body coated in latex to remove any previous identity, their mind reprogrammed into just another entity in the hive. Often using it/it’s as pronouns to feel more like an object
It’s a service drone undergoing dronification hypno
dronification by Bussy robin June 12, 2023

Dronfield ironing board 

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.

Dronefag 

Programmed and Brainwashed by the Corporate Media of the various governments around the world,.

When applied to Americans specifically, those who think that America is a country/nation (when its very Constitution states otherwise), that Islam is not a religion but a 'brutal government', who blindly supports the killing off of Civilians in Imperialistic Wars, and so on and so forth...

Basically; your average Mainstream Media Idiot
Joe is such a dronefag, eating up everything Fox News tells him

"I hate that dronefag Marcus, he really cannot think for himself"

You are all being dronefags
Dronefag by Kellimus Maximus November 5, 2011

Droffocate 

when you can’t breathe in the snow and you did such as suffocating and drowning
He droffocated in the snow.
Droffocate by BananaChikin January 13, 2019
Self photograph or video using Drone Camera.
He took his dronfie while trekking and its stunning.
dronfie by CaptainVyom June 23, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
Load more