Dronff

An inverted Ffnord. The ffnord is used vertically with the bowl screwed onto the bottle's thread. The dronff is used horizontally with the toker sucking air (and smoke) from the top of the bottle, and the bowl is (normally crudely) inserted into the burned hole near the end of the bottle.

"Nah don't make a ffnord lid, have a dronff they're way easier to light".

by nowsderlid March 26, 2008

droffass

Etymology:

Droffass (draw-fuss) is an abbreviation originating from the phrases "drunk off your/my/his/her ass". To be broadly applicable the adjective in the phrase has been removed. Rarely is it written as "dr.offass", but has an increased tendency to be written as such in the wigger population.

definition:

The word generally describes someone so extremely drunk that they can not see straight, stand, speak (say no) or remember what happened the next day. Similar in meaning to wasted, shit faced, and trashed.

1.) "Man, I was so droffass last night I woke up in bed with the bathroom rugs as blankets"

2.) "we gettin' droffass"

3.) "Dude she is soo droffass you might actually have a chance!!!"

4. ) the idiot trying to dance on tables/peel their clothes off after a few drinks is droffass.

by kookat76 January 27, 2011

dronification

Dronification is the process of turning a human into an obedient, mindless drone. A drone, in this case, is a humanoid automaton. Their original body coated in latex to remove any previous identity, their mind reprogrammed into just another entity in the hive. Often using it/it’s as pronouns to feel more like an object

It’s a service drone undergoing dronification hypno

by Bussy robin June 12, 2023

Dronfield ironing board

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.

So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.

by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008

Dronefag

Programmed and Brainwashed by the Corporate Media of the various governments around the world,.

When applied to Americans specifically, those who think that America is a country/nation (when its very Constitution states otherwise), that Islam is not a religion but a 'brutal government', who blindly supports the killing off of Civilians in Imperialistic Wars, and so on and so forth...

Basically; your average Mainstream Media Idiot

Joe is such a dronefag, eating up everything Fox News tells him

"I hate that dronefag Marcus, he really cannot think for himself"

You are all being dronefags

by Kellimus Maximus November 5, 2011

Droffocate

when you can’t breathe in the snow and you did such as suffocating and drowning

He droffocated in the snow.

by BananaChikin January 13, 2019

dronfie

Self photograph or video using Drone Camera.

He took his dronfie while trekking and its stunning.

by CaptainVyom June 23, 2018