Dronfield 

A small town north of Chesterfield and south of Sheffield, most people in this small town are inbred, mums and dads were related long before marriage.

For such a small town it also has a high percentage of closet homosexuals, particularly in the woodhouse area.I Suspect a lot of the closets move here because the pub known locally as "The Jolly Farmer", the name really does do it justice, it holds gay nights but all are welcome so the closets can bring their inbred families and look without touching. If you want to touch ask around the town centre for a guy called GAY A, he is inbred and well known.

The home office advice to non-residents is to take extreme care if you drop something. It’s recommended that you leave it unless you have someone watching your back. If you have no one to watch your back and the item is of such value that the inevitable consequences are acceptable it is recommended that you clench your buttocks with sufficient force to crush a brick, you have been warned.

“I would like to sleep with my sister so we’re moving to Dronfield”

“I dream about taking him up the Dronfield but don‘t tell my wife's me sister's me aunty's mother”

“I’m off to the jolly for a perv at a Dronfielder”

"i'm off to to Dronfield to see GAY A"

Dronfield by rednecksarefunny March 10, 2009

Dronfield ironing board 

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.

So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.

Dronfield ironing board by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008

Denfield 

A small hamlet about 30 minutes north of London,Ontario. Only has a population of around 100...or less. It has a park and a variety store, but all around sucks-ass. If you're looking to live in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of hicks, go to Denfield.

Laura: I live in Denfield.

Douglas: Bitch, I don't know where Denfield is! Nobody does!

Denfield by LaurablehMcFalls October 11, 2011

dronfie 

Self photograph or video using Drone Camera.

He took his dronfie while trekking and its stunning.

dronfie by CaptainVyom June 23, 2018

driffield 

a town filled with lots of chavs who will either try and stab you or shag you
all dodgy little slimy things

“you heard about driffield yeah dont wanna be going there”

driffield by driffieldschoolisshit November 30, 2020

Drowfielhampkandreffinghamptonmanfield 

This word is a hard to pronounce word that is possible to pronounce. It is also a custom last name.

Baron Drowfielhampkandreffinghamptonmanfield is more described as Baron Drowfielhamp. For that instance, let me break the word up: Draw field ham can drifting ham ton man field

Drowfielhampkandreffinghamptonmanfield by he374 May 7, 2021

Danfield

Daniel Howell X Garfield

I ship Danfield so hard.

Danfield by ramennoodlefiend November 21, 2017