drinkgress

Drinkgress: the act of playing Ingress combined with tavern hopping. A balance between drinking and Ingress’ing is the goal but priorities are subject to drift.

The (Smurfs/Frogs/Resistance/Enlightened) have taken over the strip, anyone up for some drinkgress?

by EnduroDriver January 13, 2015

drinkpression

The distinctive kind of senseless depression one experiences after heavy alcohol consumption which typically consists in listlessness, malaise, lack of motivation, and vague feelings of guilt and remorse, even when one *didn't* seize the opportunity to go balls deep in one's best friend's barely legal girlfriend.

Jack: Want to go see that new crappy M. Knight Shyamalan movie?

John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.

Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?

John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.

by nb c lo June 16, 2008

left drinkless

Defintion: Something that is disappointing or a feeling of annoyance, irritation, sadness, etc.
This is used in situations where something did not go right.

For example: "My date never showed up, so guess who was left drinkless."

"Nothing went right today, I just felt left drinkless."

"I was left drinkless, when my boyfriend pissed me off!"

by ebole November 12, 2005

drinkcessorize

to use a beverage as an accessory to one's outfit. usually a beverage from McDonald's

Yo check out Angela, she's totally drinkcessorizing today.

or

Yikes Beth, you're looking kinda frumpy. You may want to drinkcessorize.

by Polymorph686 February 27, 2011

Drinkless Jones

Is being barred from a pub for slagging of a Landlord to the Landlords girl friend.

We can't go to the Egerton Drinkless Jones is barred.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003