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Drinkfart 

The akward noise made by a person sipping their drink in a certain way so as to make a covnersation- interrupting fart sound.
Dammit Matt, quit interrupting me with your stinking drinkfart's!
Drinkfart by Sodalicious May 20, 2017
Words you can keep

Dinkfast 

Dinner-cum-breakfast in one. Din(ner)(brea)kfast.
Damn, I missed my dinner last night. Who's up for some dinkfast?! Amir? You in?!
Dinkfast by zuldevil March 2, 2009

eat,drink,fart 

term which rivals "eat,pray,love" and is used to aptly describe a man's journey of discovery and quest for personal fulfillment........
The sequel to "eat,pray love" dealing with man's similar introspective journey for contentment is to be called eat,drink,fart.
When you are so drunk that you end up stealing a shopping cart from a store or from the street and you bring it home for no apparent reason. Usually people don't know what to do with it the next day but are too embarassed to return it.
"Hey dude, my sister was so shitfaced last night that she and her friends ended up drunkarting again. She woke up this morning with a shopping cart sitting there in her kitchen. Dude, this is so fucked up, she has real issues. She's been drunkarting too much lately"
drunkart by Mathieu_G June 13, 2009

Drinkcation 

When you need a break from real life and you want to get away. So you go drink for a week.
Levi-I'm so tired of life.
Lorin-Sounds like you need a drinkcation.
Drinkcation by Fr0zen General November 20, 2009

dickfart 

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).
Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!
dickfart by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013

Drunkfortable 

Comfortably Drunk. When you have had a few drinks and you're having a good time, but not so drunk you make a fool of yourself. If you have trouble pronouncing the word then you have already gone past the drunkfortable point.
Everybody at the bar last night were smashed, except me, I was just drunkfortable.
Drunkfortable by Mace the geek March 30, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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