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drinkpression 

The distinctive kind of senseless depression one experiences after heavy alcohol consumption which typically consists in listlessness, malaise, lack of motivation, and vague feelings of guilt and remorse, even when one *didn't* seize the opportunity to go balls deep in one's best friend's barely legal girlfriend.
Jack: Want to go see that new crappy M. Knight Shyamalan movie?

John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.

Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?

John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.
drinkpression by nb c lo June 16, 2008
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dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.
John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

Dickpression 

Not having dick in your life.
Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression
Dickpression by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017

Manic Dickpression 

A disorder associated with episodes of high and low cravings of dat dick; generally a result of trauma from too many dick pics and/or bukake participation. See also PTDPD (Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder)
Where yo girl at?
She got manic dickpression, she don't wanna see dat dick rn. It's a low week.

dickpression 

When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.
I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.

dickpression 

the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick
This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.
dickpression by enslavedimmigrant7 September 27, 2017

Dripression 

Someone's who depressed and drippy af
Yoo this depressed nigga got mad drip, I think he got dripression
Dripression by BagChaserMNC December 30, 2020
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