drinkard 

1. What you call somebody who purposely trys to make you mad; skumbag; dirtbag.
2. Cockblocks you just for the hell of it to make you mad.

Man #1:IM LEAVING!!
Man #2:Why? Were playing Mario Kart Double Dash
Man #1:Well Drinkard over there hit me with a bowser shell right before the finish line so i lost.
Man #2:HAHAHAHAHAHA

drinkard by Dr. Handicap January 1, 2008

drunkardness 

The word used in place of drunkenness to fight the authority; or I didn't know the right word

I was thinking of the lack of drunkenness, but I made up the word drunkardness.

drunkardness by iwasrightaicwaswrong July 26, 2014

Drunkard's Bulimia 

The act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. Most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. Methods include shoving one's finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. Although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.

*Scene is set at a crowded party. Dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds Dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet*

Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?

Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.

Dude 1: You're a moron.

Drunkard's Bulimia by DildoSpaceboots69 September 14, 2016

drunkard 

A person who is drunk. This applies to the following type of people:

1) Binge drinkers on a Friday night etc

2) Alcoholics, who are regularly drunk

Britain is full of binge-drinking youths, who are proud of their disgusting behaviour, and boast about their worthless lives. Drunkards are part of the British social scene. Many young British women are drunkards on a Friday night! They want to live like foolish males, and they too are fools!

drunkard by I See The Truth January 28, 2006

Professional Drunkard 

Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.

Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.

Professional Drunkard by lusher21 September 8, 2008

Drunkard's Dozen 

One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.

"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."

Drunkard's Dozen by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009

Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu 

A really shitty NES game released in 1989 by Color Dreams. It is one of those shitty unlicensed NES games that came in a weird baby blue cartridge. In other words, don't play it.

"Hey have ya heard of the game Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu?"

"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"

"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"

Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022