drunkart

When you are so drunk that you end up stealing a shopping cart from a store or from the street and you bring it home for no apparent reason. Usually people don't know what to do with it the next day but are too embarassed to return it.

"Hey dude, my sister was so shitfaced last night that she and her friends ended up drunkarting again. She woke up this morning with a shopping cart sitting there in her kitchen. Dude, this is so fucked up, she has real issues. She's been drunkarting too much lately"

drunkart by Mathieu_G June 13, 2009

Drunkatute 

A woman or man who accepts alchohol as payment for sex.

Emily loves going out on the weekend and finding herself a nice drunkatute.

Drunkatute by sluttily April 26, 2014

drunkarexic 

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"

"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."

drunkarexic by mvolfman April 15, 2010

drunkaroo 

Similar to the popular children's game 'buckaroo', where you take turns to add small loads onto a toy mule that eventually kicks everything off, at which point the person who was in the act of adding something loses. 'Drunkaroo' tends to happen at social functions where there is alcohol a-plenty. When one member of the party reaches the stage of passing out due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, they become the mule, and the rest of the assembled group get ready to play drunkaroo. Turns are taken at placing things on the mule like coats, bags, full pint glasses, furniture, etc, until at some point (s)he comes to, throws everything off in an angry drunken sulk, and then more often than not rolls over and passes out again, at which point you can play the next round. Happy days.

Sweet, Ellie has passes out again, lets play drunkaroo.

or

me: we've been playing drunkaroo with bryan for about an hour, and there's nothing left in the house to put on top of him.
mikey: nothing that is, apart from the sofa.

drunkaroo by jimwade June 14, 2010

drunkardness 

The word used in place of drunkenness to fight the authority; or I didn't know the right word

I was thinking of the lack of drunkenness, but I made up the word drunkardness.

drunkardness by iwasrightaicwaswrong July 26, 2014

Drunkard's Bulimia 

The act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. Most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. Methods include shoving one's finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. Although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.

*Scene is set at a crowded party. Dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds Dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet*

Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?

Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.

Dude 1: You're a moron.

Drunkard's Bulimia by DildoSpaceboots69 September 14, 2016

drunkard 

A person who is drunk. This applies to the following type of people:

1) Binge drinkers on a Friday night etc

2) Alcoholics, who are regularly drunk

Britain is full of binge-drinking youths, who are proud of their disgusting behaviour, and boast about their worthless lives. Drunkards are part of the British social scene. Many young British women are drunkards on a Friday night! They want to live like foolish males, and they too are fools!

drunkard by I See The Truth January 28, 2006