Drastard 

1. A nice way of saying bastard.

2. A drastic deed or measure.

Sammy did a drastard measure at his arithmetic.

Drastard by Raven Bishop December 11, 2010

dick dastardly 

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005

dastard

A sneaking, malicious coward

someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.

dastard by shake well before serving July 2, 2005

dastard

a fancy way of saying coward

"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."

dastard by papaya January 30, 2005

dastardly 

Strangely, "bastardly" is not a word, but the same meaning is served by the term "dastardly." Once a serious insult, dastardly is now almost always used sarcastically. If used seriously, the speaker is most likely a nancy boy and/or fop. It is generally used in the phrase "dastardly deed(s)."

Fundie: You are the spawn of Satan! Repent and be saved!
Goth: Yep, you know me and my dastardly deeds (laughs).

dastardly by jazzriff October 29, 2005

deez dastardly nuts 

upgraded fancy talk form of deez nuts

Person 1: A man you see that game on tv yesterday?
Person 2: You see deez dastardly nuts on your face yesterday?
Person 1: You didnt have to get all fancy....
Person 2: You didnt have to suck deez dastardly nuts!

deez dastardly nuts by Uncle Ruckus July 26, 2008

darstardly 

Act of evil fiendishness, especially concerning global domination.

Penelope: Stop Dick stop...you must...
Dick: Hahahaha...nothing can stop me now...
Penelope: You are darstardly Dick...

darstardly by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008