arithmetic

Arithmetic is a form of Elementary school math.

2 + 2 = 4
5 + 5 = 10
Shahriar + cupcakes = heaven

I learned arithmetic in elementary school.

by Areeyan February 5, 2007

arithmetic

a·rith·me·tic   n. uh-rith-muh-tik; adj. ar-ith-met-ik
noun, slang

a telephone number, generally of a young, attractive female.

Man 1: "Who's that?"

Man 2: "That's Susie."

Man 1: "Man, she's fine...I'm gonna need that arithmetic."

by casmith September 20, 2011

elevator arithmetic

The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.

After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.

by Ben Faulding March 21, 2006

chinese arithmetic

A term describing anything that is very hard to do.
This term has been around for years.

That test was harder than Chinese arithmetic.

by Dridian November 2, 2015

chinese arithmetic

A descriptive term used to describe an extreme erection.

When Katrina was sucking my dick and it got harder than fucking chinese arithmetic.

by Carl Pickens March 20, 2007

mental arithmetic

Easy if you know how to spell maths

Me: 1+1=69 ...mental arithmetic sir.
Teacher: F......Fuck off

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 12, 2019

Carbon arithmetic

The activists' and liberals' notion that giving birth to children is racism against the planet simply due to the fact that humans breathe out carbon.

Liberals and climate activists who believe in carbon arithmetic should stop reproducing. I think having more children is a wonderful thing.

by Sexydimma December 5, 2022