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dragging dick 

When a bro is not actively pursuing pussy, he be draggin’ dick.
GARFIELD’s lousy excuse for dragging dick the other night was that he ate too much HAM and PUMPKIN pie… He is the cockest! Also, he is a butt pirate
dragging dick by Payaso Bebé November 5, 2011

Dragging the douche 

1 - verb. To bring something entirely unwanted to an event, gathering, or party. Must usually a bad attitude but can include material items such as horrible music or a smelly friend.
Don't tell Karen about the party she always drags the douche. or: God that guy is always dragging the douche!
Dragging the douche by Gotelc December 18, 2008

Dragging a dead body through the mud 

When after shitting, the power of the flush leaves many shit trails across the bottom off the bog in the direction of the U-Bend, resembling the trail left in the mud after dragging a body (possibly in a bag) across a muddy field
Nick: I think my detective wife may have solved the bathroom "whodunnit"
James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?
Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"

dragging a dead cat 

making an epic podcast longer than it was expected
those guys from the grupetto were dragging a dead cat again this week

Dragging up

When the boss man is giving you a bunch of bullshit and you've had enough, so you hook up to your travel trailer and drag that bitch up and out of town.

you dragging it 

youre taking it too far,,...its not that serious....youre making a big deal out of nothing
ok now your dragging it....its not that serious you dragging it....
you dragging it by shawty@40 February 18, 2018