GARFIELD

Boy... You see that pussy print? That bitch a Garfield!!
by H2OKZ May 19, 2019
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Garfield

Are you gonna praise Garfield today?
by Wolfking July 15, 2019
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garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.
He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.
by BananaHat63 March 17, 2017
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Garfield

The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.
Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....
by Electrik man December 01, 2019
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Garfield

swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield
Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool
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A Garfield

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.
Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !
by la latinax3 July 08, 2009
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Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.
1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
by Rodney Basil June 05, 2004
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