Streaker30's definitions

dipstick

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Chocolate iceberg

When your shit sits in the pan, but there is 3 times more below the waterline than above, producing the same effect as an iceberg.

I used Nicks bog the other night and he hadn't flushed, he left a Chocolate Iceberg that would have been worrying to the captain of any ship

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Anchor

A particularly stodgy shit that wont leave your arse. The type produced after eating food at a German Beer Keller.

Jeez, that Eisbeinesse last night, it must have left Nick with quite an anchor. I heard him int early hours puffing and panting in the lav. It must have been so painful to release, but when it did, it went with quite a splash.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Sandbagging

during a DP session, where the sacks of the two guys hit each other

Dude, how do you fancy a sandbagging session with Marjorie on Saturday?

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

Drop Your Shopping

To fart

Jon (sniffing): Did you Drop your shopping?
James: Ah, yea, that was me, I'm back on meat

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

Dalek's Eye

A Sink/Toliet Plunger

Nick: Damn, Lester has lodged his lunch in the U-bend again
James: Sounds like another job for our trusty "Dalek's Eye"

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

Dragging a dead body through the mud

When after shitting, the power of the flush leaves many shit trails across the bottom off the bog in the direction of the U-Bend, resembling the trail left in the mud after dragging a body (possibly in a bag) across a muddy field

Nick: I think my detective wife may have solved the bathroom "whodunnit"
James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?
Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009