Bog Leg

The cramp you get in your leg after sitting on the Bog for too long reading New Scientist, Viz or an "Art pamphlet" for longer than it took to drop yer guts

Dave: James was limping after he got up of that seat, looks like a case of "Bog Leg" to me
Dave2: Yea, that article of the Koenigsegg in Top Gear Magazine must have been 3 pages

by streaker30 December 10, 2008

Sandbagging

during a DP session, where the sacks of the two guys hit each other

Dude, how do you fancy a sandbagging session with Marjorie on Saturday?

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

Bog Whisk

A toilet brush

Nick: Someone had a good curry last night, they've managed to give the back of the bog a good coat of pebble-dash
James: Yea, I'll run the bog whisk over it

by streaker30 June 01, 2009

Muddy Cup

Bog, Shitter, Toilet

Nick needed to spend most of the morning on the Muddy Cup after that Jalfrezi attacked him at 5:30am

by Streaker30 June 01, 2009

Drop Your Shopping

To fart

Jon (sniffing): Did you Drop your shopping?
James: Ah, yea, that was me, I'm back on meat

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

Chocolate iceberg

When your shit sits in the pan, but there is 3 times more below the waterline than above, producing the same effect as an iceberg.

I used Nicks bog the other night and he hadn't flushed, he left a Chocolate Iceberg that would have been worrying to the captain of any ship

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Arse Amplifier

A Toilet: because of echo made when you involuntarily fart while in the sitting position.

Nick: Jeez, that curry was a hot one last night, I think I'm gonna go play some tunes on the Arse Amplifier
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg

by Streaker30 June 01, 2009