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downtime 

1. Relaxing, chilling out
2. (Geeky) Period of time when a server or service is unavailable
1. I've been working all week, let's get a bottle of vodka and have some downtime at my place.
2. There was some downtime on SlashDot earlier today, and thousands of nerds were later found dead, of self-inflicted stab wounds.
downtime by Evil Timmy November 22, 2003

Downeyism 

Since Robert Downey Jr. is simply glorious and could easily be placed on the same level as a deity, many have decided to convert to Downeyism. Downeyism, although a newly formed and quite questionable religion, is based on the celebration of Robert Downey Jr.'s existence.
I have officially converted to Downeyism.

After I got done watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, I became a follower of Downeyism.
Downeyism by eixxam February 22, 2010

Downstem and Run 

The act of going somewhere for something, then once you get it you just leave.
Jakob: I just need to grab my downstem.

Richie: Alright, are you gonna hang for a bit?

Jakob: Nah man!

Richie: So your just gonna downstem and run?!
Downstem and Run by Mrstealyovape September 17, 2018

downtime 

down-time: downtime

n : a period of time when you do absolutely nothing besides sit on your ass.
"I was so tired, i decided i needed to have a little downtime."
downtime by curtis November 25, 2003

DownAutism 

Brad - "dude, i think that kid's got some Downautism goin on..."
Scott- "yeah he looks retarded but at least he's got a big dick"
DownAutism by Jake Seaton January 30, 2008

Diffused Downstem 

The female part of a bong's downstem that you put the actual bowlpiece into that specifically has around 10-15 small holes blown near the end of the tube that goes into the water.

Contrary to what the dipshit who posted the first definition thought, these holes are not drilled or cut with a laser. I don't know where he got his information, but i have made many diffused downstems in my day, and i certainly do not own a laser or a glass drill bit. I own a torch, and the holes ARE BLOWN LIKE ALL OTHER FORMS OF GLASSWARE INTENDED FOR SMOKING PURPOSES!!!! What a shocker, huh? That glass blowing would involve blowing. The science behind it is that you crank up the oxygen in a oxygen/propane torch so that the flame becomes concentrated, and ultra-hot. Then you heat up a small area that you want one of the holes to cover, and then blow into the tube until the area bubbles up, then pops like gum. You repeat this until there are a sufficient number of holes for there to be little to no drag when hitting the bong that the downstem is intended for. Used properly, this form of downstem enables the smoker to take bigger hits as the smoke is cooled and filtered more efficiently.

The only time a laser is used is for slitted diffusion openings, not holes. This is only found in very upscale bongs like ROORs.
Joe: Hey man, i got 80 bucks, can you make me a kickass bong?

Tom: Yeah for sure, any specific requirements?

Joe: Yeah make that shit with a diffused downstem, i like to take fatty rips of the cheeba.
Diffused Downstem by Smot_Poker August 10, 2009