by Chilean Goodbye January 14, 2025
Get the Downstism mug.1. I've been working all week, let's get a bottle of vodka and have some downtime at my place.
2. There was some downtime on SlashDot earlier today, and thousands of nerds were later found dead, of self-inflicted stab wounds.
2. There was some downtime on SlashDot earlier today, and thousands of nerds were later found dead, of self-inflicted stab wounds.
by Evil Timmy November 22, 2003
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Since Robert Downey Jr. is simply glorious and could easily be placed on the same level as a deity, many have decided to convert to Downeyism. Downeyism, although a newly formed and quite questionable religion, is based on the celebration of Robert Downey Jr.'s existence.
I have officially converted to Downeyism.
After I got done watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, I became a follower of Downeyism.
After I got done watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, I became a follower of Downeyism.
by eixxam February 22, 2010
Get the Downeyism mug.Jakob: I just need to grab my downstem.
Richie: Alright, are you gonna hang for a bit?
Jakob: Nah man!
Richie: So your just gonna downstem and run?!
Richie: Alright, are you gonna hang for a bit?
Jakob: Nah man!
Richie: So your just gonna downstem and run?!
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Brad - "dude, i think that kid's got some Downautism goin on..."
Scott- "yeah he looks retarded but at least he's got a big dick"
Scott- "yeah he looks retarded but at least he's got a big dick"
by Jake Seaton January 30, 2008
Get the DownAutism mug.The female part of a bong's downstem that you put the actual bowlpiece into that specifically has around 10-15 small holes blown near the end of the tube that goes into the water.
Contrary to what the dipshit who posted the first definition thought, these holes are not drilled or cut with a laser. I don't know where he got his information, but i have made many diffused downstems in my day, and i certainly do not own a laser or a glass drill bit. I own a torch, and the holes ARE BLOWN LIKE ALL OTHER FORMS OF GLASSWARE INTENDED FOR SMOKING PURPOSES!!!! What a shocker, huh? That glass blowing would involve blowing. The science behind it is that you crank up the oxygen in a oxygen/propane torch so that the flame becomes concentrated, and ultra-hot. Then you heat up a small area that you want one of the holes to cover, and then blow into the tube until the area bubbles up, then pops like gum. You repeat this until there are a sufficient number of holes for there to be little to no drag when hitting the bong that the downstem is intended for. Used properly, this form of downstem enables the smoker to take bigger hits as the smoke is cooled and filtered more efficiently.
The only time a laser is used is for slitted diffusion openings, not holes. This is only found in very upscale bongs like ROORs.
Contrary to what the dipshit who posted the first definition thought, these holes are not drilled or cut with a laser. I don't know where he got his information, but i have made many diffused downstems in my day, and i certainly do not own a laser or a glass drill bit. I own a torch, and the holes ARE BLOWN LIKE ALL OTHER FORMS OF GLASSWARE INTENDED FOR SMOKING PURPOSES!!!! What a shocker, huh? That glass blowing would involve blowing. The science behind it is that you crank up the oxygen in a oxygen/propane torch so that the flame becomes concentrated, and ultra-hot. Then you heat up a small area that you want one of the holes to cover, and then blow into the tube until the area bubbles up, then pops like gum. You repeat this until there are a sufficient number of holes for there to be little to no drag when hitting the bong that the downstem is intended for. Used properly, this form of downstem enables the smoker to take bigger hits as the smoke is cooled and filtered more efficiently.
The only time a laser is used is for slitted diffusion openings, not holes. This is only found in very upscale bongs like ROORs.
Joe: Hey man, i got 80 bucks, can you make me a kickass bong?
Tom: Yeah for sure, any specific requirements?
Joe: Yeah make that shit with a diffused downstem, i like to take fatty rips of the cheeba.
Tom: Yeah for sure, any specific requirements?
Joe: Yeah make that shit with a diffused downstem, i like to take fatty rips of the cheeba.
by Smot_Poker August 10, 2009
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