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Retardism that kicks in when ur drunk
Last night I got hammered and my dontism kicked in causing me to start saying dumb shit.
Dontism by Donatardo October 1, 2023
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Downtism 

N).a very rare disease that was spread in the mid 1800's which is a mixture of autism and down syndrome but was later cured; although it has come back from the source downteccia aka D. Laveieri.

N).Some one that is really dumb.

alternate uses Downtistic
Dude daneille has a major case of downtism and needs to be institutionalized immediatly
Downtism by squigz April 25, 2008
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Downtism 

somebody so stupid that you are convinced they have Down syndrome and Autism.
"I'm convinced that who ever shot Harambe has Downtism."
Downtism by yesuwuceg June 17, 2017
An up and coming religion created by ryan d and ezra p, to serve the purpose of spreading the word of donkey to those unfortunate lost lambs who know not of donkey.
Jacob is a member of the church of Donkism, he enjoys spreading the word of doooonkey.

downtism 

Guy who’s name is Kai, and snorts gas lighter fluid.
“When you snort gas lighter fluid you get downtism
The abbreviated form of orthodontist.
Geeky girl: Oh, I have a dontist appointment tomorrow.
Awkward guy: Uhh...do you have a cavity? Or something? Uhh...I hate the dentist.
Geeky girl: Not DENtist, DONtist. I have braces, see? *grins widely*
dontist by Mols May 30, 2008
an accidental activity whereby a person destroys everything in their path, in a comic way.
Billy falls over breaking 5 glasses.

Tina: That is such a donism Billy.
donism by donskin August 5, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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