16 definitions by Evil Timmy

The state of pain and discomfort caused by an interrupted session of fellatio. Can happen for a number of reasons, including (a) calling the girl by a name that's not hers, especially the name of an ex she knows about (b) turning on the TV in the middle of getting head (c) interruption by a third party, especially parents or other authority figures (d) the girl having had too much to drink earlier and needing to throw up right there and then (with it ending up on your shoes, trousers, and possibly lap). Results in almost cramp-like pains in the groin and/or abdominal areas. Sometimes used as a way for a girl to inform a guy she's breaking up with him.
1) I have blue balls, because I forgot and called my girlfriend by my ex's name.
2) Jimmy got blue balled when the girl he was feeding drinks to had to throw up.
by Evil Timmy September 2, 2005
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A game played by owners of compact cars when they have a large amount of luggage, tools, dead hookers, etc. that won't readily fit in their small trunk. It involves placing different-shaped pieces in various configurations in the hopes that everything will somehow fit (hence Tetris). Failure leads to passengers with suitcases uncomfortably balanced on their laps, or the use of bungie cords.
Jane: How are we going to fit all my luggage into your '89 Camry?
John: I guess we'll have to play trunk tetris.
by Evil Timmy December 3, 2009
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An 'honorary' surname given to chicks who will give head to nearly anyone.
Hey, look, it's Jenny Kocklove!
by Evil Timmy January 9, 2004
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Red Xs. Refers to the image Internet Explorer displays when it can't download an image.
What an idiot, he tried to post some pictures of himself, but they're all rexes.
by Evil Timmy April 25, 2003
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Used to describe anything that is very, very good.
My parents gave me a new Ferrari 575M Maranello for my birthday. It's teh sex.
by Evil Timmy January 4, 2004
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You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!
by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004
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