I couldn't bow after my performance for fear that someone would sneak up on me from behind and sodomize me. Doctor says it's called Dontstickituptherobia.

Dontstickituptherobia by TheAntiSocial June 5, 2009

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dontastic

adj. 1. To be full of fail, failure. 2. Similar to Trial and Error, but with all trials ending in horrible errors, see Don's birth. 3. Similar to democrat. 4. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are dontastic.

dontastic by donftl January 1, 2008

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Downstastic

When a person who has Down's Syndrome is acting out, or when someone of a typically normal mental fucntioning ability is acting "retarded."

Darren stop being downstastic, you can't bite your own ear!

Downstastic by Lauren V. December 10, 2007

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Dentistic

Of or relating to the dentist.

By "tooth decay" do you mean anything metaphorical?

No, I'm using the phrase with its purely dentistic meaning.

Dentistic by teethieteeth June 15, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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