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down town brown
down town brown by Billy March 20, 2005
Down Town Crab Crown
When a Man has Crabs infesting his pubic hair. He then shave off his pubes and gets a blow job from a woman, then he ejaculates on to the womans forehead and be for she has a chance to wipe off the ejaculate the man rubs his crab infested pubes into the jizz on the womans forehead. Giving her a "Crab Crown" after she went down town.
"Dude I gave this chick a down town crab crown last night. She was to pissed to wipe it off before she left."
Down Town Crab Crown by D Shizznight February 3, 2010
down-town surprise
down-town surprise by Hail the Almighty BOB May 16, 2014
Down Town Leroy Brown
Down Town Leroy Brown by Lshasty May 5, 2009
down town browney
down town browney by taintpenileinfectiondawghead December 5, 2009
down town theo
down town theo by Notarealrocker March 3, 2017
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