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Douglassed 

douglassed: inventory found to be defective
Oh no! This whole shipment of tires has defective sidewalls. It's all douglassed!
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Douglassed 

When someone shanks a chip from one side of the green to the other and continuelsy repeates that.
Person 1: Shit, I just completely douglassed that.

Person 2: Ya you're fricken buns.
Douglassed by "8" August 26, 2017

Frederick Douglass 

A former slave who eventually became a freedmen and wrote about the horrors of slavery. He wasn't supposed to know how to read or write, but he managed to trick some white kids into teaching him anyway. Some of his ideas still apply today.
"Everybody has asked the question. . ."What shall we do with the Negro?" I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us! If the apples will not remain on the tree of their own strength, if they are wormeaten at the core, if they are early ripe and disposed to fall, let them fall! I am not for tying or fastening them on the tree in any way, except by nature's plan, and if they will not stay there, let them fall. And if the Negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall also. All I ask is, give him a chance to stand on his own legs! Let him alone!"

-Frederick Douglass

Duplassed 

When a celebrity changes their stance on an issue to save face after outraged Twitter users call it a "problematic" viewpoint.
Joe Biden really got Duplassed there. He should have known better than to say anything good about Mike Pence.
Duplassed by BenS1 March 5, 2019

Jack Douglass 

Jack Douglass is a youtube celebrity who goes by the username of jacksfilms, though he prefers to be called John, so call him John whenever you can. Also, he loves light switches and forehead reduction surgeries, so make sure to mention those things to him whenever you can in the comments section of his videos.
me talking to Jack Douglass

Hey John, how's the Kickstarter for the forehead reduction surgery going? I donate five light switches.
Jack Douglass by dabbleinstocks April 14, 2016

Frederick Douglass 

A 19th century African-American who escaped slavery to help end it.
Frederick Douglass became his own master.

The Frederick Douglass 

The Frederick Douglass (fred-rik, -er-ik duhg-luhs) refers to the hair style worn by famous African-American historical figure Frederick Douglass. The Frederick Douglass is predominately worn by African-American men and features voluminous hair and a side part. The Frederick Douglass is a non-discriminatory hairstyle and can be worn by anyone, but does require a degree of masculinity and volume.

The length of an individuals Frederick Douglas can vary from approximately an inch to shoulder length hair.

Google Image Frederick Douglass for pictures.
So Fly!
Did you see Corey's new do? He got the Frederick Douglass! So fly! Way cooler than that loser Damaris with his frohawk.
The Frederick Douglass by Erika B September 24, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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