Douglass

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Douglass is an annoying know it all who somehow gets better grades than you no matter what you do, and they are the single most popular kid in school, despite having no personality or values.

Person 1: Fuck Douglass!!!
Person 2: Don't tell me what to do.

Douglass by DefinitelyNotEamon October 29, 2020

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Douglass

A older lad who hangs out/in a relationship with younger kid/s hoping they will look up to him because he's older.

Lewis: "Oi, is that Douglass kid a nonce? I seen him hangin' out with a load of little kids"
Davie "Aye, he's goin' out with one."

Douglass by The Hoost May 21, 2008

Douglass

A man without a spade

Friend 1: “Hey Douglass, can I borrow a spade?

Douglass: “I don’t have a spade!”

Douglass by suchdank my dudes May 21, 2018

Douglass

The name of a super f***ing asshole who automatically gets all the chicks for some reason

Dude 1- man Douglass is such a dick
Dude2- your only saying that cuz he fucked your mom

Douglass by Sofa king hot March 4, 2021

Douglass High School

Welcome to Douglass High School 10% are pot heads 20% whores who can’t fucking dress 10% are weird ass kids the other 60% are country. And some kids even turn up having kids before finishing High School. And no one will know where you’re actually from because it’s in the bum fuck of no where.

dude 1: Where’d you go to High School?
dude2: Douglass High School
dude1: Where the hell is that?

Douglass High School by soldier123456789 October 6, 2022

Douglass C James

A fattass lowlife who steals peoples wives and pisses off alot of people. approx 11 months after he steals a wife, he will be found mysteriously shot in the head....such a shame.... ;)

Douglass c james is a looser

Douglass C James by Keggy Dulan October 11, 2009

douglass fur

extreme growth, or otherwise lack of 'manscaping', regarding male pubic hair surrounding the penis, which in turn grows upward around the penis, resembling a Douglas Fir

Bob maintained his Douglass Fur proudly because he enjoyed his Kat laying by it.

douglass fur by bdog47 December 12, 2013

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026