Doughgasm

The sexual thrill and/or pleasure, cause by pizza dough or any other type of dough.

"Hey man, whats with that face?" "Ohh nothing, im just gettin a doughgasm from this pizza dough!" "Yeaa... whatever."

by Bliiellb May 18, 2010

Dougasm

An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.

I had a Dougasm inside her without a condom on so I had to change my phone number the next day.

by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010

doggigasm

Exuberant, unbridled happiness shamelessly displayed by a dog. Often happens when doing something gross of funny.

Buddy had a doggigasm yesterday when we went for a walk in the park and he rubbed himself back and forth on a tree stump.

by le Guera January 5, 2011

DoughHammer

A complete idiot or fool, or the act of being a total screw-up.

He did what?! Geez, what a DoughHammer!

by Joseph Oakes March 28, 2004

douglasmcdougall

Depicted deep within the caves of Scotland from the sexual acts of the creature named Douglas. It is said that one's penis or peni (plural) is inserted into the anal cavity of a willing female. The female relaxes her sphincter muscle and excretes. The faeces travel up the penis or peni (plural) hole. The male withdraws his faeces filled penis or peni (plural). Then he deposits the faeces on the females forehead in a snake like pattern. It will often resemble the scar of Harry potter.

I was watching porn the other day the guy pissed on the girl and gave her a douglasmcdougall

by MotorboatAllThingsFemale June 3, 2014

doughass

Function: noun
1. insult: similar to dumbass, doofus, dork, idiot, dipshit, etc.

2. insult: specifically someone of privileged, wealthy, or othewise sheltered upbringing who lacks practical experience and street smarts and as a result comes off as an idiot when faced with real-world challenges

1. That kid we went camping with put his tent right next to the fire and the whole side of it melted. What a doughass.

by Chad Baker April 12, 2005

douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.

Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."

by David October 11, 2005