Doggasm
Doggasm by KakashiLightningBlade April 12, 2017
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Dougasm
An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.
Dougasm by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010
doggass
Any one or thing that fails to meet expectation in relation to ability or monetary compensation.
*From Old English: docga or dog meaning: a highly variable domestic mammal. From Old Irish: asan or ass meaning: Any of several hardy gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl (4 legged) mammals smaller than the horse and having long ears.
*From Old English: docga or dog meaning: a highly variable domestic mammal. From Old Irish: asan or ass meaning: Any of several hardy gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl (4 legged) mammals smaller than the horse and having long ears.