An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.

I had a Dougasm inside her without a condom on so I had to change my phone number the next day.

Dougasm by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010

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dogasm

Every dog has a spot on their body, that when pet or rubbed, causes one of their hind legs to flutter back and forth.

(While I rub behind my dog's right ear.) Honey, look at Harleigh, she's having a dogasm.

dogasm by JonDevin January 5, 2009

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doggass

Any one or thing that fails to meet expectation in relation to ability or monetary compensation.

*From Old English: docga or dog meaning: a highly variable domestic mammal. From Old Irish: asan or ass meaning: Any of several hardy gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl (4 legged) mammals smaller than the horse and having long ears.

Former NFL player Richard Dent was a doggass! He only played hard once every 4 downs.

doggass by Terry L. July 12, 2007

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doggamn

Used if you lived in lonely cities and finally found a city big enough for all of us.

Jimmy Barnes: *Human scream*

Kirin J Callinan: “Well, I'd be a doggamn liar.”

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Diggasm

A feeling of total pleasure and euphoria after finding something either really funny or really interesting on Digg

I saw a vid of monkeys throwing crap at each other on digg last night , i had an unexpected diggasm upon finding it

Diggasm by Jewden February 1, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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