doughass 

Function: noun
1. insult: similar to dumbass, doofus, dork, idiot, dipshit, etc.

2. insult: specifically someone of privileged, wealthy, or othewise sheltered upbringing who lacks practical experience and street smarts and as a result comes off as an idiot when faced with real-world challenges

1. That kid we went camping with put his tent right next to the fire and the whole side of it melted. What a doughass.

doughass by Chad Baker April 12, 2005

Frederick Douglass 

A former slave who eventually became a freedmen and wrote about the horrors of slavery. He wasn't supposed to know how to read or write, but he managed to trick some white kids into teaching him anyway. Some of his ideas still apply today.

"Everybody has asked the question. . ."What shall we do with the Negro?" I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us! If the apples will not remain on the tree of their own strength, if they are wormeaten at the core, if they are early ripe and disposed to fall, let them fall! I am not for tying or fastening them on the tree in any way, except by nature's plan, and if they will not stay there, let them fall. And if the Negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall also. All I ask is, give him a chance to stand on his own legs! Let him alone!"

-Frederick Douglass

Frederick Douglass by x01y23z45 May 9, 2008

Jack Douglass 

Jack Douglass is a youtube celebrity who goes by the username of jacksfilms, though he prefers to be called John, so call him John whenever you can. Also, he loves light switches and forehead reduction surgeries, so make sure to mention those things to him whenever you can in the comments section of his videos.

me talking to Jack Douglass

Hey John, how's the Kickstarter for the forehead reduction surgery going? I donate five light switches.

Jack Douglass by dabbleinstocks April 14, 2016

Frederick Douglass 

A 19th century African-American who escaped slavery to help end it.

Frederick Douglass became his own master.

Frederick Douglass by Set Blue 23 June 4, 2018

The Frederick Douglass 

The Frederick Douglass (fred-rik, -er-ik duhg-luhs) refers to the hair style worn by famous African-American historical figure Frederick Douglass. The Frederick Douglass is predominately worn by African-American men and features voluminous hair and a side part. The Frederick Douglass is a non-discriminatory hairstyle and can be worn by anyone, but does require a degree of masculinity and volume.

The length of an individuals Frederick Douglas can vary from approximately an inch to shoulder length hair.

Google Image Frederick Douglass for pictures.
So Fly!

Did you see Corey's new do? He got the Frederick Douglass! So fly! Way cooler than that loser Damaris with his frohawk.

The Frederick Douglass by Erika B September 24, 2009

Davis-Douglass Disorder 

When one confuses two popular people, places, or things that are complete opposites, leading to a major foot-in-your-mouth moment.

"Jefferson Davis was heavily involved in anti-slave activities while Frederick Douglass was heading the confederacy."-Meghan
"You mean the complete and total opposite."-Daphne
"Their names sound so similar! Damn my Davis-Douglass Disorder!"-Meghan
*A few minutes later*
"Wait, which one is which again?"-Meghan

Davis-Douglass Disorder by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 28, 2008

Micheal Douglassing 

Eating pussy so good you get cancer from overexposure

I had to stop Micheal Douglassing that chick because I had my second round of chemo in an hour

Micheal Douglassing by Cslick June 4, 2013